It’s said that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
So what is it when a man is scorned?
Dumb, if the following news report is in any way correct. Dumb, drunk, and murderous.
Clyde Gardner, kicked out by his girlfriend after 5 years, a child, and various allegations of abuse, decided to take revenge by taking his former flame’s life. Enter the “the bear did it” ruse:
The original murder plot was for Gardner to hunt down a bear on the man’s property then skin it to take off its four claws and its pelt.
The hired killer was to put the pelt on like a suit and wear the paws like boots and gloves, then maul the woman to death to make it look like an animal had killed her.
“He’d been watching her from the woods, so he knew exactly when she would take her garbage out, so it was supposed to look like she got mauled by a bear,” Crawford said.
“The claws were to be worn as boots and on his hands so there would be only bear tracks, no human tracks.
“But (the hit man) said he only had three acres to hunt on and no bears,” she said.
Did you catch that? No only was he actually going to kill her with and while wearing a bear pelt (the claws worn as boots and gloves), he had recruited a hit man who didn’t have a bear to start with. That was just plan A.
His excuse is that he was drunk when he suggested killing his ex-girlfriend and was on his way over to the hitman’s house to call off the whole thing. Riiiiiggghhttt….
Needless to say, Clyde was caught and convicted of second degree conspiracy. Catch the story here and funny write-up at Lowering the Bar.
Related articles
- Man Plots Fake Bear Attack on Ex (abcnews.go.com)
- Man Plots to Murder Ex-Girlfriend, Then Blame Bear (foxnews.com)
- Man Hatches Plan To Kill Ex-Girlfriend By Dressing In A Bears Skin (inquisitr.com)



Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Or at least would make good fiction.



















